Name:     Keenon "The Human Torch" Autry
IP:       64.69.242.2
Subject:  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOTHERFUCKER!
Email:    kingm0b@hotmail.com
Website:  http://

Article:
I've just been wanting to scream "MOTHERFUCKER" since I drove past Reese this morning. People
who drive in the snow are fucking idiots. The people who pull over to help the fucking idiots
stranded in ditches are ALSO fucking idiots - not one, not TWO, BUT FOUR of these yahoos almost
cause ME to rear-end them because they all decide to stop all of a sudden (At different points
of my commute) in the MIDDLE of the road without blinkers or anything.



I never actually DROVE in the snow until this morning. I was muy late to precal. My professor
wasn't mad, but when someone asked if they'd cancel class his reply was, "They don't cancel
college. It's been delayed by 2 hours one time in the 7 years I've been here."



My mother expected me to skip classes today. In the face of TWO tests. I wanted to scream at
her, "Hey, remember who's paying for this shit!" And so before I left she warned me of the
mythic invisible "black ice" that will make people spin off the road. Black ice exists in places
like Colorado. Here, it's brown ice, you can see it, and you spin off the road because you are
(or are driving in close proximity to) - you guessed it - a fucking retard.



I started my usual trek to the student center, but realized the snow accumulating in my ears was
not a good thing. So? I walked all the way back to my car and took out my (already on the skids)
pair of large studio earphones (which I paid 20 bucks for). Sure they're fucked now, but it's
all about ADAPTIVE REASONING, BAY-BEE!



--k--

misses san antonio a LOT today
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