Name:     keenon "someone worship me" autry
IP:       208.242.251.195
Subject:  HOLY SHIZ-O-NIT KETNER! you've got a CONGREGATION!
Email:    kingm0b@hotmail.com
Website:  http://
good god... I'm jealous almost. you have people complaining because you don't post some rant
about what you do in the shower when nobody's looking
on the other hand, I have a flock of about 4 people who check my page often enough to tell me it
sucks. enjoy your god-like status NOW, because soon, oh very soon, the KEENONIC EMPIRE will be
your DOOM!uh... scratch that.... the IRON FIST OF THE KEENON WILL.....
damn.... well nevermind. your minions await you. but you still look like randy-pan the goat boy.
and FURTHERMORE - I will truly admit that fucking IS a goal of mine. sorry to say, but this
irate existance of mine is at least partially fuelled by a lack of sex.
and a final question for allayousepeople who read this damn thing:
do you have any sisters I could date? oh yeah, how much would it cost? does she take VISA?